“There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (You might want to sit down for this!). Im a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. Ive been described as unstable which is just plain coo-coo. (Waith do sane people say coo-coo?). Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!).
- LETS GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides so I made my game a third-person action-shooter.
- X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals are making an appearance.
- INSANE COMBAT: Im really good at killing and I had a blast stringing together combos and totally eviscerating my enemies.
- WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas guns explosives duct tape and of course yours truly – ME!
- WHATS A 4TH WALL?: I shatter that thing with my unique wit self-aware humor and my dashing physique. BOOM goes my dynamite!
- EVEN MORE ME!: Im including all the DLC from my previous platforms with this version. Couple a maps and a couple a different suits. I look good in all of them.